Today's most annoying: Those obsessed with 12-12-12. I realize that the date has some type of romantic sentiment to it. Maybe it's because it'll be an easy date to remember your anniversary for the rest of eternity. But honestly, who cares? And for the idiots who haven't thought it through (my apologies if you don't think you'll be alive in ten years for 2-2-22), yes, in fact, you WILL be alive for another repeating number day. Kids, start booking your wedding venues now!
[Source: George Takei's Facebook.]
Selfie Picture Whores: Yes, I said WHORES. Defined as one who sells their body for profit (psychological or otherwise me thinks): Mostly women who have >70% of their tagged pictures taken with their daily "smize" look on their way to work, professional photos of themselves in lingerie (This isn't Victoria's Secret. You still look like a slut), or any position ALONE and taken with an extended arm or the aid of a mirror.
Oh and men who have 300 photos of their "8-packs".
Give yourself credit for being healthy and working out, but for the love of god, show some restraint.
Suggested Events I Haven't Been Invited to: I've accidentally RSVP'ed to something I wasn't even invited to. Quit it, Facebook! Stop trying to make me more social.
PEOPLE WHO WRITE IN ALL CAPS LOCK.
People who send me event invites to "Lost My Number" parties when we don't talk. Especially the ones from people who never had my number. Clever game, my friend. Clever game.
When Facebook posts my activity on OTHER pages. Is there a way to stop Fb from posting my "Likes" on Instagram without de-linking the two sites???
